March 29th AM

Anton walks up the stair and notices Dave cradling a load of laundry above the bannister. Anton dodges the falling linen dave tosses, questions his actions, and goes about his business. Dave notices a shirt of his amongst the clutter of tighty whities and tanktops sprawled across the stair case. Dave realizes that it was not my laundry he tossed over the rail but his own. Dave hurts my abs by inducing a 4 minute non-stop laugh fest. We try on Daves underwear.
The End.

March 28th

Random Oakland Graffiti.

March 27th

Went to go see Soulive at the Independent.
You can't really describe it cuz you have to experience it.
I'll try anyway, It was off the Hooooooook!!!


Neal off the hook on the ivory!

Check out the official site:
Soulive.com

March 25th and 26th

This weekend was pretty damn fun. There's no way better to celebrate getting
over a sickness by staying out late. Friday I finally purchased my portable digital camera. Now I can visually document things much easier by cutting out the developing time of film. I'm not saying digital is better, I still love the
quality and subtleness that film gives you, it's just faster. Anyway, friday night I replaced the drivers side power window unit, took off the tint on my car, and installed new speakers. Pretty damn productive. Saturday morning, since I was in automotive repair mood , I went to go get my oil changed. After the oil change i had nothing better to do so I picked up Ton and we went to the city and pretty much ate the day away. Blondie's Pizza, garlic fries, Jamba juice, Toms cookies, Rubios, then later on in the day seasoned fries and some mozzarella sticks. In the city other than eatin' I picked up some wax, checked out a few stores, and kicked it with Tricia for a bit. Later in the evening we went bowling for Candices Bday. Unlimited bowling for 15 bucks 10PM 'til 1AM. The competition got crazy as we went freestyle. First we tried to bowl with only our left hands, then we went to only between our legs, and finally we had to perform on the approach. I started it off with a C-walk leading up to a spare, then we went to Dave's break dance on top of the ball routine, to Marks cartwheel then release, then Rich's triple snake ball bruiser, to Anton's release and watch backspin. All that for Candices pleasure, if she remembered, she was kinda tipsy.

Darkness everyone!

Candy girl

dave and the tweener shot

Candice and her friends

March 24th

So today a frequent customer comes in and purchases a phone. The process takes about 30 to 45 minutes depending on the customers decision, but this one took a bit longer than that. It wasn't the decision making that delayed the process, it was the person falling asleep while standing up that did it. I know it's probably messed up that the event was recorded, but it's a trip when you actually experience it. It is sorta like the narcoleptic girl in deuce bigelow but without the helmet.

Check it out

March 22

Today on Bart Andre decides to sit in a row where 1 seat has this giant wet looking spot on it. As the stations passed nobody wanted to sit there so I asked Andre "How many stops do you think it'll take 'til somebody sits down?" As you can tell already, I also did not choose to sit next to him because I saw that spot also. So it took about 6 stops 'til some lady decided to sit there and she saw the spot also. She checked if it was wet by patting it, but she was also wearing leather gloves at the time so I don't think she knew before she sat down. Then she stood back up and placed 2 pieces of kleenex on the spot and sat down again. They must of been super absorbant kleenexes cuz she was content after that.

Friday the 18th

Full story here

http://www.insidebayarea.com/searchresults/ci_2612856

So there's this guy in a truck who decides

to stop at a busy downtown intersection.

From what I heard he has a deathwish and wants the cops

to shoot him cuz he's depressed or something.

But like every stand off we all want a non violent solution, so they bring in a negotiator(to the right), or somebody dressed really nice to talk to the truck driver.

So bout 1/2 an hour to 45 minutes pass and Mr. Negotiator does his job and truck driver guy gives up.

We are still unsure of what may lurk still in the truck so just in case they check.

There was nothing in there and so the day goes on.

Day 1

I will soon bring truth to the stories I tell about what goes on around my work.